Cudjip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful hedgehog.

Cudjip created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudjip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudjip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cudjip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cudjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not sit in public.