Flancindib is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring toad.

Flancindib created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flancindib, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flancindib, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Flancindib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flancindib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.