Davfiglit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, caring goblin.

Davfiglit created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davfiglit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Davfiglit, it will ignore you.

Davfiglit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Davfiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange manatees for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Davfiglit loves badgers, so they must be honoured.