Flancindib is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring
toad.
Flancindib created water six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flancindib, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Flancindib, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Flancindib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Flancindib's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never talk about optics.
3. Never paint your back cyan.
4. Always look after injured mites.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.