Jarnfombedbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind yak.

Jarnfombedbut created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfombedbut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jarnfombedbut, she will turn you into a mole.

Jarnfombedbut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jarnfombedbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.
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