Bopzanzag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive wolf.

Bopzanzag created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Bopzanzag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopzanzag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bopzanzag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bopzanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never sprint near sharks.