Tagmidgud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective owl.

Tagmidgud created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagmidgud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tagmidgud, he will think nothing of it.

Tagmidgud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tagmidgud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange cats, for they are unholy.

2. Tagmidgud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Tagmidgud on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.