Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent goose.

Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit first in all things.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Fentofwonxinabgun Stipdunomt Larngadmit must be the most important thing in your life.