Fotbudarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, passionate squirrel.

Fotbudarp created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbudarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotbudarp, she will remove you from existence.

Fotbudarp's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fotbudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. You must pray to Fotbudarp six times a day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.