Sasbutsas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing weasel.

Sasbutsas created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbutsas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sasbutsas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sasbutsas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sasbutsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never go into red rooms.