Davwee is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish centipede.

Davwee created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davwee, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davwee, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Davwee's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Davwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not take Davwee's name in vain.