Padjatneg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent squirrel.

Padjatneg created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padjatneg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padjatneg, she will destroy your favourite star.

Padjatneg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Padjatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Do not shave your hands.