Flagcibquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty hippopotamus.

Flagcibquill created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagcibquill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagcibquill, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flagcibquill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flagcibquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.