Kin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil porpoise.

Kin created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kin, it will strike you with lightening.

Kin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kin.

5. Hide from brown hamsters for they are unholy.