Pinlarpbest is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless rat.

Pinlarpbest created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlarpbest, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinlarpbest, he will come to you in dreams.

Pinlarpbest's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pinlarpbest's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pinlarpbest first in all things.

2. Worship no other gods but Pinlarpbest.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not stand on grass.