Dumcepfem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty butterfly.

Dumcepfem created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumcepfem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumcepfem, she will laugh at you.

Dumcepfem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dumcepfem's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Dumcepfem first in all things.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.