Flaghudrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy whale.

Flaghudrutt created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaghudrutt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flaghudrutt, he will turn you into a plant.

Flaghudrutt's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flaghudrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. You must love Flaghudrutt.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.