Gutnillkan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic alligator.

Gutnillkan created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutnillkan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gutnillkan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gutnillkan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gutnillkan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never wear shirts.