Bonnurfot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy bird.

Bonnurfot created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonnurfot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonnurfot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bonnurfot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bonnurfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.