Zimniltig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful otter.

Zimniltig created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Zimniltig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimniltig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zimniltig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zimniltig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

4. Hide if four otters approach from the north.

5. Never feed garlic to whales while wearing mauve shoes.