Omttipster is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy crow.

Omttipster created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Omttipster, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omttipster, she will be very sad.

Omttipster's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Omttipster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help mites.