Cadhugnel is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, moody crow.

Cadhugnel created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadhugnel, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadhugnel, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cadhugnel's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cadhugnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing orange ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never wear indigo stockings.