Mitcidgid Himbinrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying hedgehog.

Mitcidgid Himbinrow created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitcidgid Himbinrow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mitcidgid Himbinrow, it will remove you from existence.

Mitcidgid Himbinrow's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mitcidgid Himbinrow's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.
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