Rigbigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy dragon.

Rigbigbell created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbigbell, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigbigbell, it will remove you from existence.

Rigbigbell's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rigbigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of hamsters.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rigbigbell.

4. Never wear pink dresses.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.