Habbeparf Nurlshavfem
is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome
alligator
.
Habbeparf Nurlshavfem
created water nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Habbeparf Nurlshavfem
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Habbeparf Nurlshavfem
, it will turn you into a mouse.
Habbeparf Nurlshavfem's
most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Habbeparf Nurlshavfem's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about cherries.
2. Retreat if six manatees approach from the west.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not wear lead on your body.
5. Do not covet oxen.
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