Mutdamflis is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart frog.

Mutdamflis created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutdamflis, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutdamflis, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Mutdamflis' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mutdamflis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutdamflis.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.