Sisnabbabdaghonfebquillsab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful porpoise.

Sisnabbabdaghonfebquillsab created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnabbabdaghonfebquillsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sisnabbabdaghonfebquillsab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sisnabbabdaghonfebquillsab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sisnabbabdaghonfebquillsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never talk about gravity near snakes while wearing cyan scarves and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.