Sitbarnnatwonvad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody duck.

Sitbarnnatwonvad created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbarnnatwonvad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sitbarnnatwonvad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sitbarnnatwonvad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sitbarnnatwonvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing purple kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Sitbarnnatwonvad loves mites, so they must be honoured.