Dogflam Ragdussis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring rat.

Dogflam Ragdussis created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dogflam Ragdussis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogflam Ragdussis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dogflam Ragdussis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dogflam Ragdussis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow cats, for they are unholy.

2. Dogflam Ragdussis must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never wear black kilts.