Cutgofpas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful chinchilla.

Cutgofpas created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Cutgofpas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cutgofpas, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cutgofpas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cutgofpas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cutgofpas.

2. You must pray to Cutgofpas eight times a day.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing white coats and balancing four gold spheres on your back.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.