Pangmobjenlen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy fish.

Pangmobjenlen created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangmobjenlen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangmobjenlen, she will turn you into a mole.

Pangmobjenlen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pangmobjenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pangmobjenlen's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never feed grapes to rats while wearing red shirts.

5. Do not wear white clothing.