Zanbabcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Zanbabcuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zanbabcuss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zanbabcuss, he will remove you from existence.

Zanbabcuss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zanbabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the west.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Zanbabcuss on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. You must love Zanbabcuss.