Wabfossnatmob is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty crab.

Wabfossnatmob created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfossnatmob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabfossnatmob, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wabfossnatmob's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wabfossnatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing green stockings and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wabfossnatmob.

5. Do not wear white clothing.