Kikjatzig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous penguin.

Kikjatzig created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikjatzig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kikjatzig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kikjatzig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kikjatzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing black jumpers and balancing six nickel spheres on your hands.