Nellwotfentarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast narwhal.

Nellwotfentarp created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Nellwotfentarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellwotfentarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nellwotfentarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nellwotfentarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Nellwotfentarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. You must love Nellwotfentarp.