Pangrullfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet aardvark.

Pangrullfeb created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangrullfeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pangrullfeb, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pangrullfeb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pangrullfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.