Nutlitgep is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless hydra.

Nutlitgep created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutlitgep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nutlitgep, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nutlitgep's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nutlitgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the north.

5. Never skip in holy places.