Vogpanghak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful wren.

Vogpanghak created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpanghak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogpanghak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vogpanghak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vogpanghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear turquoise.