Babdunapp is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered jackal.

Babdunapp created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdunapp, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babdunapp, it will turn you into a dog.

Babdunapp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Babdunapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babdunapp.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Never feed pineapples to pigs while wearing indigo hats.

5. You must pray to Babdunapp eight times a day.