Rapvanfigquat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast fly.

Rapvanfigquat created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Rapvanfigquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapvanfigquat, it will be very unhappy.

Rapvanfigquat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rapvanfigquat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Never wear magenta boots.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing cyan stockings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.