Titcebven Gumhunbit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak alligator.

Titcebven Gumhunbit created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Titcebven Gumhunbit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Titcebven Gumhunbit, he will turn you into a tree.

Titcebven Gumhunbit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Titcebven Gumhunbit's Holy Commandments

1. Titcebven Gumhunbit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Never feed tomatoes to hamsters while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.