Budlantonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart toad.

Budlantonk created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlantonk, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budlantonk, he will be very sad.

Budlantonk's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Budlantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near mites.

2. You must pray to Budlantonk six times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never sit in the presence of manatees.