Fosslinstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying hare.

Fosslinstik created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosslinstik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fosslinstik, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fosslinstik's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fosslinstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing violet scarves and balancing eight carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Never paint your neck brown.

4. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing pink trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink alcohol.