Hubomtyim Japjenfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic fox.

Hubomtyim Japjenfom created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubomtyim Japjenfom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubomtyim Japjenfom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hubomtyim Japjenfom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hubomtyim Japjenfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never pour water over plants.