Tindublib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able dog.

Tindublib created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tindublib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tindublib, it will turn you into a goat.

Tindublib's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tindublib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Tindublib's priests.