Botdudmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome grasshopper.

Botdudmat created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Botdudmat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botdudmat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Botdudmat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Botdudmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing pink dresses.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Botdudmat loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.