Langilkenbom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, temperamental salamander.

Langilkenbom created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Langilkenbom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Langilkenbom, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Langilkenbom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Langilkenbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.