Likbonkhab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow camel.

Likbonkhab created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbonkhab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likbonkhab, it will be very sad.

Likbonkhab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Likbonkhab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Likbonkhab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to pigs while wearing yellow shirts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likbonkhab.