Fadventik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring jellyfish.

Fadventik created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadventik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadventik, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fadventik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fadventik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Fadventik on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat turnips.