Bellgepkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid whale.

Bellgepkik created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bellgepkik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellgepkik, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bellgepkik's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bellgepkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.