Gombag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate seal.

Gombag created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gombag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gombag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gombag's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing black corsets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.