Funyatleg is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable dolphin.

Funyatleg created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funyatleg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Funyatleg, he will not care at all.

Funyatleg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Funyatleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near swans.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Funyatleg loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.