Camdabcud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing spider.

Camdabcud created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camdabcud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camdabcud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Camdabcud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Camdabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always help sick nematodes.