Bafmisjarndud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless fox.

Bafmisjarndud created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmisjarndud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafmisjarndud, he will be very unhappy.

Bafmisjarndud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bafmisjarndud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.