Dutzogyim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody goblin.

Dutzogyim created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutzogyim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dutzogyim, he will turn you into a plant.

Dutzogyim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dutzogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about optics near cats while wearing blue tights and balancing four copper spheres on your back.

5. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.